sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

backgroundnewsies:

prsephonies:

im not INTERESTED anymore in seeing men’s perception of what female leisure time looks like, how we lounge around hairless and small and beautiful on our beds and couches in oversized shirts and lace underwear, unaware and unassuming and all the more beautiful for not Trying to be beautiful, i’m TIRED of it. even our most basic freedom of privacy, time alone with the self, has been butchered and ripped from us by the gaze of male photographers and artists

men’s perception of women lounging:

women actually lounging

drowseroger:

skiestocome:

skiestocome:

freddie mercury being dry in interviews is just the best thing 

examples:

• “i haven’t hit him yet, but there’s still time”
• “i love my job but i hate talking to people like you”
• “do you have any hobbies?” “i have a lot of sex”
• “you said the rest of the guys have houses in LA, i assume you meant the other members of queen” “yeah who do you think i meant”
• “its brian, roger and john. i sometimes forget them too”
• “you can take all of your clothes off too”
• “do you miss the rest of the guys?” “no”
• “are there going to be any surprise guests?” “yeah me”
• “you want a demonstration? are you mad? pay me”
• “to what music would you strip?” “all the songs i’ve written, c’mon”
• “whats the fresh element?” “its me”
• “[brian] writes what kind of songs?” “he writes the kind of songs i don’t like”
• “you cowrote a song with brian on this album” “i know”

I can hear this with his voice and it makes it x10 times funnier

tinak0077:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

nessamiibo:

good morning!

Good afternoon!

Goodnight!

Sweet dreams!

simonstuck493:

avatar was like the highest grossing movie of all time and yet its only impact on culture was to confuse people talking about the last airbender

compsense:

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper